Every country has its quirks, and Britain is no exception, with age-old traditions that have stood the test of time. However, as society has evolved, some of these customs now seem a bit out of place. Let’s take a look at 17 British traditions that, quite frankly, make no sense anymore.
Wearing Wigs in Court
The tradition of wearing wigs in court dates back to the 17th century, when wigs were “seen as a symbol of authority, and lawyers would wear their wigs in the courtroom,” says the University of Law. Fast forward to today, and while the wigs are still worn by judges and barristers, they now seem more like an odd anachronism than a sign of authority.
Afternoon Tea as a Daily Ritual
Afternoon tea was once a daily indulgence for the upper class, a way to bridge the long gap between lunch and dinner. It involved a luxurious spread of finger sandwiches, scones with clotted cream, and various cakes, all served with a pot of tea. However, nowadays, few people have the time to sit down and enjoy a full afternoon tea every day.
Black Taxis Refusing Short Rides
There was a time when black cab drivers had to memorise “The Knowledge,” an encyclopaedic knowledge of London’s streets. This training led to a certain pride and a refusal to accept short fares. But now that we have Uber and GPS navigation, where any driver can take you wherever you want without fuss, the refusal to accept short trips seems less justified.
The Royal Family’s No-Touch Rule
Traditionally, the British royal family has followed a strict no-touching rule with the public, and the idea was to maintain a sense of mystique and distance between the royals and their subjects. This tradition feels out of touch in an era where people are accustomed to the casual, even intimate, connections social media fosters.
National Anthem at the Cinema
There was a time when it was customary to stand for the national anthem before a film began in cinemas across the UK, aiming to instill a sense of patriotism and respect. However, today, it seems quite odd to expect people to stand and sing “God Save the King” before watching the latest blockbuster.
The Toastmaster at Weddings
In the past, a toastmaster was an essential figure at British weddings, responsible for announcing speeches and toasts and ensuring everything ran smoothly. They often wore bright red jackets and carried gavels to command attention. Today’s weddings are often more informal, with friends or family members stepping in to handle speeches.
Fox Hunting
Fox hunting was once a popular pastime among the aristocracy, a way to showcase their horsemanship and engage in sport, yet the practice has long been controversial. In 2004, hunting with hounds was banned in England and Wales. Despite this, some hunts continue under the guise of “trail hunting,” where a scent is laid for the hounds to follow instead of a live fox.
Guy Fawkes Night
Commemorating the failed Gunpowder Plot of 1605, Guy Fawkes Night—or Bonfire Night—has seen Brits celebrating the night with bonfires, fireworks, and the burning of effigies for centuries. However, the event’s historical significance has faded, and the tradition now feels more like just an excuse for a fireworks display.
The Two-Tap Sink
Anyone who has used a traditional British sink with separate hot and cold taps knows the struggle of trying to get the water temperature just right. This design made sense in the early 20th century when there were concerns about cross-contamination. However, with advanced plumbing and safe water systems, the continued use of two-tap sinks feels more like a stubborn adherence to tradition than a good choice.
The Changing of the Guard
The Changing of the Guard at Buckingham Palace is a world-famous ceremony that attracts thousands of tourists every year. While it’s a visually impressive spectacle, the tradition itself, involving soldiers in full regalia-swapping duties, seems rather outdated in a practical sense.
Pomp and Circumstance of State Openings
One of the most elaborate ceremonies in the UK’s political calendar, the State Opening of Parliament, the King’s Speech, and the pageantry surrounding it, go back to a different era. While the ceremony is steeped in history, the level of pomp involved—complete with robes, crowns, and carriages—seems somewhat out of place in the 21st century.
The Concept of ‘Right to Roam’
In England and Wales, the “right to roam” allows people to access certain private lands for recreational purposes, such as walking. This tradition dates back to the 19th century. However, the concept can be confusing and even contentious in modern times, as it creates tension between landowners and the public.
Queueing for Everything
The British are famously known for their love of queuing, a tradition that has been passed down through generations. But with innovations like online reservations and apps that allow you to skip the queue, the rigid insistence on queuing for everything feels increasingly out of sync.
Sending Christmas Cards to Everyone
Sending Christmas cards is a long-standing tradition, with many households spending hours writing and posting cards to friends, family, and even acquaintances. However, sending physical cards to everyone seems a bit excessive in an age of instant messaging, social media, and email.
Strictly Formal Dress Codes
There was a time when British society was governed by strict dress codes, with formal attire expected for various occasions, from dinner parties to public appearances. The insistence on wearing black tie or morning dress for certain events now feels more like an outdated rule than a necessary standard.
The Penny for the Guy
“Penny for the Guy” was once a common sight in the run-up to Bonfire Night, with children creating effigies of Guy Fawkes and asking for money to fund their fireworks. However, with the celebration’s decline in popularity and the rise of organised fireworks displays, the practice has nearly disappeared.
Knighthood and Titles of Nobility
Lastly, knighthoods and other titles of nobility have been part of British tradition for centuries, often awarded for service to the country. Yet, in a society that increasingly values equality, the idea of bestowing hereditary titles or even lifetime honours makes us wonder whether there’s any real need for it.
